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The Christmas Connection

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The numbers people are talking once again about how Christmas provides a much-needed boost to the economy. How many dollar signs will be charted, how many millions of dollars spent. But the holiday season does more than just get people to buy their father-in-law another sweater he doesn’t need.

The holidays are the best excuse ever invented to do the really important stuff that we’d otherwise never get around to, because the e-mail box is full, there’s a mountain of laundry, and the car is starting to make a funny noise.

For example, Christmas forces us to take a break and do things like:

Visit family and friends. For 11 months of the year, we find endless excuses not to get together with the people that we love most in the world. We’re too busy. They’re too busy. It’s too expensive. It’s too cold there, too hot here. We’ve got that new project that’s getting ready to start. Traveling is such a hassle.

But then Christmas rolls around and somehow we manage to make the plans, book the plane, find the time, get off the treadmill, and get over all the reasons we think we have not to go or not to let them come. We may do it with a curse or with a smile, but we do it.

Because without the holiday Superglue to briefly patch us back together, the increasingly fractured families of our globe-trotting age might fully fall apart.

For example, I live in Dallas and am now packing to go to Chicago in December. What could be more ridiculous? A trip to a place where car doors freeze completely shut in the wintertime, weathermen gleefully discuss 30-degree below zero windchills, and a trip to the grocery store for a loaf of bread requires “warming up” the car for 30 minutes and donning three layers of clothing, a parka, snow boots, and a fur hat?

Why? Why would anyone do that?

Because it’s Christmas. And because at Christmas, we remember that the greatest comfort of all is the comfort of connection.

Writing Christmas cards. As the years go by, I have less and less enthusiasm for the work of Christmas cards: the selecting, the address searching, writing, the mailing. But that small effort once a year forces us to examine the year gone by and to consider which friendships we’ve lost, which we’d like to rekindle, and which new ones we’ve formed in the last 12 months.

Extravagant toy buying. And Santa. During the rest of the year, we’re worried that we’re spoiling our children if we give them too much, but at Christmas we have permission to get a little crazy. The giant train, the massive dollhouse, the Big Wheel, the go-cart, the pool table. There is nothing like hearing a squeal of delight and the seeing the shine of children’s eyes when they wake up on Christmas day.

And there’s nothing better than snuggling up on the couch to watch “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” with a small child who asks you serious questions about what Rudolph eats, and where he sleeps, and why he isn’t included in the “Night Before Christmas” book.

Homemade cookie baking. Seventy-five percent of homemade cookies are baked between December 15 and December 25, according to a statistic that I just made up. I’m sure some enthusiastic people bake cookies year-round, but most of us don’t even think about rummaging around in the pantry to find the cookie press until December 1.

Who cares if the cookies we gift our friends and family with are as appetizing to eat as playdough? The thrill is in the sharing and the offering of something we’ve made with love, the self-expression. In fact, the holidays often inspire us to express ourselves in other ways that we usually repress during the rest of the year.

For example, wearing sequins and sparkly tops. And earrings with little Santas on them.

And singing Christmas carols. And wearing Christmas sweatshirts, antlers, and goofy Santa hats, like the one that guy at the Pack’ N’ Mail was wearing yesterday with the jingly bell and the big spring on the op of his head.

In December, gaudiness is grand, and excess just feels right.

The real essence of Christmas is the gift it gives us of forcing us to rearrange our time and our priorities. Time to let down and let go. Time to sit down with the people we love.

Time to acknowledge that time is passing.

And time to acknowledge the people we care about who are passing through this short time with us. And who make the journey worthwhile.

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Raisin Bran, Forever?

10857311_mIntense passion and marriage are concepts that are intrinsically at odds with one another. One is fickle, changing, restless. The other is (supposedly) stable, reliable, permanent. So why do we still believe that we’re automatically entitled to both in the same relationship?

At 58, my friend Diane fell in lust with a man of 39. My friend–petite, blondly attractive, intelligent, twice married–is a woman who has been badly burned by love but who has still managed to retain a remarkable sense of optimism.

“We did it in my Corvette in my garage while my mother was upstairs, just like teenagers,” she told me. Twenty years since her divorce and ten since her last sexual affair, and suddenly passion was back in her life. And no one was more surprised than Diane herself.

Luckily for her, she was wise enough not to try to make it more than it was. She enjoyed the ride while it lasted–about three months. “Thank God I finally learned not to let them move in anymore,” she told me.

Another 40ish friend of mine is now in love (again) with her high school boyfriend. He turned up five years into her second marriage, announcing that he was leaving his wife because he had suddenly realized she was his one true love. That’s a siren song that’s pretty hard to resist, the idea that you’re somebody’s perfect woman, so lately she’s been spending a lot of time in dumpy roadside motels doing the wild thing.

That’s the incredible power of passion; it can lead you wherever the hell it wants–unpredictably, unreasonably, no matter how much therapy you’ve had or how many Oprah shows you’ve watched. Passion brings adrenaline, adventure, a sense of being unbelievably alive. But all too often we ignore the red flags that inevitably bring us misery and a broken heart. “I loved you, then I lost you, and I will never be the same,” we sing along with Melissa Etheridge, knowing it was written just for us.

We live in a culture where 60% of first marriages and 70% of second marriages fail. But would you buy a car that started 4 out of every 10 times that you turned the ignition? Yet we still feel as if we are entitled to one true love that lasts forever. Unfortunately, as everyone finds out sooner or later, the world is not a wish-granting factory.

It is a cruel irony that familiarity and contempt seem to pair up more easily than passion and stability. Most of still expect to be rocked by love and passion while nestled in security, and we feel personally cheated when we aren’t. I have friends who have been more or less happily married for years but who, after their third drink, will admit that they resent the lack of passion in their lives.

“Without a doubt, the biggest problem the married people complain about is that they’re bored stiff,” says Bob Berkowitz, eYada.com host and a “sexpert” who talks to people about sex on his radio and Internet show. Or perhaps more accurately, they’re not stiff because they’re so bored!

The truth is, sustaining the spark in any long-term relationship takes time, attention, and work. “It’s fairy-tale bullshit that sex will be as exciting after you’re married as it is the first few weeks that you’re in a relationship,” says one married friend of mine.  “You’re not going to be doing it on the kitchen table twice a day anymore, but if you at least continue to LIKE the person, sex can still be good. But your desire for it definitely ebbs and flows. You have to be willing to wait out the boring periods.”

It’s the Raisin Bran syndrome: even if you really like Raisin Bran, do you want to eat it every morning for the rest of your life? Wouldn’t it be nice to have some Lucky Charms once in awhile? Cocoa Puffs sound pretty good. And what’s life without a little Captain Crunch?

Maybe a little absence really does make the heart grow fonder. Maybe people who are married or in long-term relationships should take regular sabbaticals from each other to help keep that spark alive. Or, as Katherine Hepburn once suggested, men and women should just live next door to each other and visit now and then.

In many cases, I suspect the real trouble starts when boredom leads to bad manners. We stop behaving ourselves. All too often our beloved ends up getting the worst part of us, while we save the good stuff for strangers and friends.

“When my husband gets really nasty with me, I tell him to treat me like a stranger,” says one friend of mine. “If you wouldn’t use that tone of voice with a stranger, I tell him, don’t you dare use it with me.” I think of the story I once heard about the pastor who was asked to give some words of wisdom to a newlywed couple. He said, “After 50 years of counseling couples, it’s a bit humbling to admit that the best advice I have to offer is just to be kind to each other.”

When someone is always there, it’s very difficult not to start taking each other for granted. “Respect is the most important thing in marriage. When you lose respect, you’re in trouble,” says Josephine Gorney, who has been happily married (she says) for 47 years. Gorney’s other advice? “Retain a sense of privacy. Never get to the point where you’re so comfortable you let him see you in the bathroom. There are certain things that people shouldn’t have to watch each other do, even when they’re married.” Or maybe especially when they’re married.

Another 50-ish friend whose second husband adores her tells me: “Don’t ever get too predictable. Make them wonder where you are once in a while.” Seems to be a trend here: perhaps it’s that combination of manners and mystery that helps gets one over the rough spots.

Maybe the truth is that for marriage to work, it has to be built on a shared long-term goal, something more than the temporary desire to rip each other’s clothes off. Because even after the most mind-blowing orgasm, you still have to be able to talk to the person you wake up next to. Maybe the real challenge of love is learning to love a flawed human being, after the glow of infatuation has worn off and you realize that you’re stuck with the carrot cake when what you were really hankering for was the chocolate mousse.

Years ago, before I was married, I had lunch with an old boyfriend who was already raising a family. I asked him if he was happy in his marriage. “Happy,” he said in annoyance. “That was the trouble with you, worrying about happiness all the time. My marriage is not about being happy every day. It’s like running a business, like work. It’s about being there for each other, whether we’re mad at or bored with each other. Raising our kids together. Building something bigger than either of us.”

At the time I was appalled. But now I think perhaps he was right. When you’ve committed to someone for the long haul, there will be times when you are totally in sync, and times when you will lock yourself in the bathroom and wonder what karmic sin you committed that made you end up with this particular person.

When passion is in trouble, it helps if you want the same things out of life, so you can keep the big picture in mind and try to ignore the dirty underwear on the floor or the way he falls asleep on the couch with his mouth open every night at 9:00 p.m.

I know single friends who have had too many roller-coaster rides on the passion train and are hitting middle age almost in despair, because they are starting to doubt that they will ever find a relationship that lasts.

Part of the problem, no doubt, is still the White Knight, that persistent little bastard. Despite college educations, solid paychecks, and mutual funds, too many women still grow up secretly expecting to meet a man who will be everything to them: loving, successful, understanding, strong and compassionate.

My friend Julie is 38 and still believes her soul mate is just around the corner, but now she’s not excited about it anymore, just pissed off. “I’m not willing to settle yet,” she tells me. “But I’ve been dating since I was 15, and I’m sick of it. Where the hell is he?”

One writer friend of mine wasn’t ready to “settle” until she hit 30 and realized she didn’t have the energy to continue pursuing relationships. “Yes, I settled in some ways when I married my husband,” she says. “He’s not a reader. He doesn’t understand symbolism, and he likes action movies. But he wanted what I wanted: a secure, monogamous relationship and a family. I tell people I finally bought the character and not the charisma.”

So some people do choose to “settle,” whatever that word means. They settle, or grow up, or accommodate, in exchange for the comfort of having a house with a china cabinet, or a family, or someone to spend every Christmas with. Most will admit that the sexual juices ebb at that point, but perhaps that’s an acceptable tradeoff to all but those who hold fast to their adolescent holding patterns.

At some point you must decide for yourself: do you feel more cheated when you gamble on passion and lose–or when you’re in a long-term relationship that doesn’t meet all your expectations? Which is more true: out of sight, out of mind, or absence makes the heart grow fonder? Can it be both?

The truth is, every long-term relationship has compromises, sexual and otherwise, and anyone who tells you different is a liar or an idiot, or both. No couple I know has exactly the same sex drive. “Many times, sex is a wifely duty for me,” says my friend Lisa. “I wish I didn’t feel this way. My husband and I are very intimate; we hold hands, hug and kiss, but the sex thing just takes too much time for me. If he wants it and I don’t, I either give in and fake it or I tell him when we can have it so he can be pacified.”

Another friend of mine is a member of that rare and alien race who married her college sweetheart and is actually, really living happily ever after…or as close to that ideal as is humanly possible on this planet. She freely admits that she uses sex to “grease the wheels” of their relationship. “It’s part of our negotiation of needs. I do things to make him happy because I know that I will get what I want in other things, like getting the kitchen painted,” she says.

And before you whisper the word “prostitute,” or worse, let me tell you she has the happiest marriage that I know. And let’s be honest here: how many of us have traded sex for much less than that, whether it’s an ego boost, the attention, or a little excitement? As Elayne Boosler, one of my favorite comedians, has said, “People criticize Madonna for sleeping her way to the top. That bitch. All I ever did was sleep with people who could do me absolutely no good.”

The interesting thing here is that most people don’t realize that the idea of combining passion and security is a relatively new human concept. Until the middle of the 20th century, very few people even attempted to survive on their own, because life was hard and life expectancies were short. Even today, many European countries view marriage as an institution for family and security; passion is reserved for the mistress.

It was only after World War I, when the silver screen started showing movie stars smoking and smooching on the big screen, that American appetites for passion became well-honed. Now we insist on combining these opposites.Yet we don’t see ourselves as experimenters–just nice people trying to find the love we deserve.

The greatest irony–and perhaps the greatest blessing–is that you are never safe. You can refuse to compromise and grow old alone, thinking that all your great romances are behind you, and pow–passion can still walk in at any moment and knock you flat on your ass.

That’s when, if you’re like most of us, you’ll once again do your best to nail down a secure, permanent tent inside the hurricane force of an emotion that is by its very nature always changing. You can be absolutely convinced that you’ve found your passionate soul mate and that this one will last forever, but you can still end up a guest on the Jerry Springer show one day.

All I can do is to wish you good luck and to remind you what a monumental job you’re taking on, what an incredible dare.

Beating the Post-Holiday Blahs

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When I was a kid, we had a holiday tradition that never failed. Every Christmas, after the last gift was finally opened and the living room was a sea of crumpled wrapping paper, my father would look at the mess around the room and dourly proclaim, “Well, that’s it for another year.”

And so it is.

So what do you do with the kids when it’s all over except for the credit card bills? There’s nothing worse than hearing the “Mom, I’m bored” whine before you’ve even paid for what you bought a month ago. Here are a few suggestions to keep your kids occupied without doing further damage to your bank account:

  • Play cards and board games with friends. Always guaranteed for goofy fun at our house.
  • There are hundreds of free and low-cost walks and volunteer events every spring sponsored by local nonprofits. Find your passion at www.volunteermatch.org and get some friends and family together to do good and have fun.
  • Get up early one weekend morning and visit your local Farmer’s Market. Dare your kids to try a new food and discover a new favorite.
  • Ask young children to trace each other with large sheets of paper or newspaper, then hang the full-size drawings in the hall for a family portrait gallery.
  • Plan an outing for a factory tour like a crayon or bread factory. They’re usually free or a nominal fee, and they offer an educational peek into the world of how things are made.
  • Don’t forget the dollar matinees. Great rates are usually available on weekends before noon and weekdays before 6:00 p.m.
  • Make a family tree. Glue snapshots or photocopies of family members onto juice can lids, then glue magnets on the back. Stick them on the refrigerator while you talk about all the people in your extended family: uncles, cousins, grandparents, etc.
  • Save the large cardboard boxes from gifts and let your kids use them to draw on.  Encourage your kids to decorate them with markers and their own artwork, and send them to friends and family next year.
  • Ask your kids to pick out a few toys they no longer play with and make a family trip to donate them to a local children’s home or charity.
  • Bundle up and go for a walk in the woods to look for birds and small animals.
  • Visit a beach or a lake and take a cold-weather hike.
  • Have a treasure hunt. Go out and hide several inexpensive prizes around your neighborhood, then give each child and his friends a list of things to find.
  • Attend plays at local theaters, which are much less expensive than more large-scale productions.
  • Leave things a little better than you found them. On your next walk, bring some plastic bags along. When you find trash along the way, pick it up.
  • Visit zoos and museums. Cold weather tends to bring out the animals, and once the summertime crowds are gone, you practically have the place to yourself.
  • Throw a potluck party for your kids–or your adult friends–and ask everyone to bring something.
  • Schedule a special theme night for your child and his or her friends, like a game night, movie night, or slumber party night (everyone watches a movie in a sleeping bag with popcorn).
  • Heck, while you’re at it, why not schedule a chick flick night at home for the grownups, too? Consider it a “I survived the holidays” gift to yourself and your friends!

Hunting in dreams

Maybe it’s because I believe, deep down, that no one worth possessing can ever be quite possessed.

Some women have a weakness for cowboys. Some always fall in love with dark, dangerous men. I, on the other hand, have always had a soft spot for misunderstood, high-spirited chestnut horses.

Just the other night the ghost of Jimmy charged through my dreams to say “hi” on his way to the other side. I saw him as he was 30 years ago when first we met…me, a skinny, 14-year-old horse-crazy kid and he a beautiful, seven-year old chestnut quarter horse with a white blaze, four white socks, and a bad reputation.

It didn’t bother me that he arched his neck like an Arabian, trotted sideways, and worked himself into a foam during every ride. Jimmy knew he could do anything he set his mind to. He won my heart forever when he threw himself over a four-foot coop that sprung up on a mock hunt my horse friends and I staged on a snowy Thanksgiving morning. Jimmy had guts, and he taught me to have them, too.

Jimmy was so smart that when he retired and went to live with my friends in Palm Springs, they reported he was the only horse in the barn with a T-shaped tan. He had found the lone telephone pole in the pasture and spent his summers grazing directly underneath it without moving, to minimize his sun exposure during 100-degree days.

PeeWee was another beloved outcast, a pumpkin-colored Thoroughbred with tiny fox ears and a definite gleam in his eye. He was picked up for a song from a beginning polo player due to his tendency to run off the field during games in the  middle of a chukker and gallop back to the trailer to see what his buddies were doing.

Much like my son used to do as a toddler whenever I approached with clothing, PeeWee’s greatest delight in life was playing keep-away. He would pretend to nonchalantly graze, furtively watching me out of the corner of his eye, only to dash off out of reach when I was five feet away. You could almost see him chuckling as he ran circles around me. PeeWee knew how to laugh at himself, and he taught me to laugh at myself, too.

Then there was Stop-and-Go, the ancient strawberry-colored school horse who was inseparable from his pinto friend, Dr. Bob. These two were known as Frick and Frack around the barn: they ate together, lived next door to each other, and trotted obligingly in endless circles around the arena together while their 8-year-old riders precariously attempted to learn to post.

Stop-and-Go was so old that his whiskers were white and he eventually turned gray all over, just like my grandpa. And when Dr. Bob died and I stood in Stop-and-Go’s stall with my head buried in his neck, attempting to console us both, I swear I saw a tear trickle down from his eye. Stop-and-Go knew the value of friendship, and he taught me how to value it, too.

There have been many horses in and out of my life since then, just as there have been many people who have come and gone, but only a very special few leave a permanent mark on your heart. And if you’re really, really lucky, they ride on forever in your memories–and your dreams.

What she left me

10522491_10204429675559951_3460681627444612726_nWhen I was a child in Chicago, my mother’s favorite season was always spring. After every dark, cold winter, she loved to watch the world reawaken and see the first tulip and daffodil bulbs poking through the dirty melting snow. She would throw open the blinds, spring clean with a vengeance, and hound my father to get the ladder out and wash all the windows that she couldn’t reach herself.

In the summer, she loved to garden and simply sit outdoors. She hated roses, but she loved plants and blooming shrubs. I have memories of her bending over in her blue—always the blue–Mom capris with the elastic waistband, weeding and planting until the sweat ran down her face.

“She works like a dog out there,” my father would tell me with a mixture of admiration and impatience. If she wasn’t cleaning or gardening, my mother was perfectly content to stay home alone, drinking coffee, watching the birds, and enjoying the view.

As a teenager, I had no patience for this kind of slow living. I had parties to attend, places to go, people to meet.  For many years, my mother and I were disconnected from each other. I had no patience for her mundane housewifely concerns, no interest in discussing how best to clean baseboards or why the lint trap in the dryer needed to be emptied. I needed my world to be bigger, more interesting, and more important.

I moved to Texas and got married. I had a son. My husband and I built a house. And I began to find myself wanting to grow things, itching to bury my hands in the soil. We planted live oak trees. My father died. When I got the phone call on a beautiful spring day in April, I found myself in the garden. Blinded by tears, I planted a bed of pansies before I flew home for his funeral.

After 45 years of marriage, my mother had to learn to live life again as a widow. Without my father, she was like a moon that had lost her sun. She developed a new appreciation for her children. Whenever I would go back home, I would feel the obligation to spend time at her house wearing me down like an iron cloak of guilt the minute I got off the plane. “Come upstairs and sit down for a while,” she would urge me when I would stop by her house. I would sit at her kitchen table with one foot tapping, refusing a sandwich, an eye on the clock.

In the years that followed, I was able to pass along to my son the love of growing things and nature that my mother had given me. I planted a passion flower vine just so we could watch the caterpillars devour it and turn into butterflies. I bought a butterfly net so we could capture and set free any insects that accidentally wandered into the house. When my son was 6, we grew a sunflower that was taller than he was. I snapped a picture of him standing next to it, eyes shining, with a gap-toothed grin.

Then on a cold January night, I got the other phone call that changed my world. My mother had been diagnosed with Stage IV pancreatic cancer. The doctors thought she might have two weeks. We called hospice and brought her back to her beloved home. We refused to let them replace her bed with the hospital bed the nurses said would be safer.  Instead, we took turns staying up all night to watch over her.

At her insistence, when she no longer had the strength to walk, my sister and I carried her to the bathroom. “I just thought…I would have more time,” she whispered to me, as I sat by her bedside. And so did I. I always thought I would have more time.

My mother died before the spring returned. I came back to Texas and grieved. For months, I could not go near my garden. My spirit felt withered, lonely, and empty. And then one day, when the sun peeked through the clouds, I once again felt the urge to grow something.

I planted  frilly-leafed caladiums in the shady spot under the trees and graceful long grasses in the sun, and hung a wooden birdhouse filled with black sunflower seeds for the birds. I sprinkled aquarium pebbles—blue—always the blue—throughout my garden.

Now I look out at my caladiums, grasses, and blue pebbles, and I think of my mother. I see a white feather float by and get caught in the Rose of Sharon tree that blooms in the bed where I planted my father’s pansies.

And I find myself perfectly content to stay home alone, drinking coffee, watching the birds, and enjoying the view.

Let Kids Be Lopsided!

As millions of American children sharpen new pencils, fill up backpacks and prepare for another school year, I maintain my minority position: Let kids be lopsided!

In America we worship the child who’s best all-around. We expect them to score As in algebra and English literature…to field a fly ball as competently as they diagram a sentence. But it’s not fair to expect kids to excel in everything—especially when it’s not expected of us as adults.

In the real world, thank God, we are allowed to be lopsided. Be honest: do you really expect your dentist to have a grasp of American history? Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn…as long as he makes sure I don’t feel a thing while he’s drilling.

Does your car mechanic really need to know how to translate French verbs? I’d settle for one who tells me the truth and doesn’t try to rip me off. And does it really matter if Bill Gates flunked geometry now that he’s made billions revolutionizing the computer industry?

The real world rewards specialists, whether it’s Bruce Springsteen penning another brilliantly depressing blue-collar ballad or a cardiac surgeon performing a delicate heart transplant. So why do we continue to browbeat our children into becoming “well-rounded”?

After all, the most interesting people usually have an obsessive interest in one thing, whether they’re writing the great American novel, trying to find a cure for cancer, or digging for dinosaur bones in the desert.

It might seem contrary, but a great way to nurture your child’s passion is to allow him not to be interested in everything, according to Kathy Seal in Motivated Minds: Raising Children to Love Learning. “We ought to say, ‘Do an adequate job on the things  you have to do, but do a superb job in the things that really interest you,'” says Nel Noddings, who taught high school math before joining the faculty at Stanford.

If your child loves drama and hates sports, letting him know that’s fine with you may, ironically, motivate him to work harder on the things he doesn’t like, just to get through them and get back to focusing on what they really love.

As a right-brain writer who nearly suffered a nervous breakdown trying to pass high school algebra, I am a big fan of this perspective. If I had been force-fed the mathematical diet my brain simply couldn’t master too much longer, I would have scrounged up bus money for the bridge a long time ago.

I am convinced that the best way to succeed in life is to do what you love. So if your child has an abiding obsession—whether it’s organizing neighborhood games and bossing everyone else around, examining rocks, or arguing the other side of every issue—why not encourage it, as painful as it might be at times? Chances are the current passion will be one of many to strike during his childhood, but you never know.

He or she just may grow up to be a successful CEO, groundbreaking geologist, or superstar attorney like F. Lee Bailey. If nothing else, you will have encouraged your child to follow his or her dreams. Time enough for reality when they’re all grown up.

Dad’s Still Watching

My father went to his favorite golf course in another universe eight years ago. I never dream about him, but when I’m awake, I always hear his voice.

His influence and spirit are a part of my DNA. I love him and I still miss him desperately. What I would give for one more conversation and one more great laugh with my dad.

It’s 9:30 a.m. and I’m pulling into the parking lot of the grocery store. “Slow down. Watch out for those crazy drivers. You never know who’s going to be coming at you from the wrong direction,” he remarks.

It’s noon and I’m outside watering my plants when I find a black widow spider on my patio. “Texas? What the hell are you going to do in Texas?” my die-hard South-Side Chicagoan dad asks. “There are big bugs down in Texas. And tornadoes. And black widow spiders!”

Pretty much everything that my father ever told me was right, I see now. Time, which used to stand still, really does fly. Credit cards really will get you into trouble if you’re not careful. And practicing the golden rule really is a pretty good guideline for living your life.

It’s 5:30 p.m. and my car is making a funny noise as I’m heading to the grocery store.“When are you going to get that checked out? And by the way, when was the last time you changed your oil?” I hear my father inquire. “You have to do more to a car than just put gas in it and drive it, you know.”

Now I understand that I am a combination of the things my father taught me and the things I’ve learned. To know me is to know him. Whenever I find myself facing a crisis I’m not sure I can handle, I hear my father’s voice say, “You’ve got guts, kid.”

It’s 8:00 p.m. and I’m on the phone having a heart-to-heart with my friend Lori. I hear myself tell her, “I wish you had known my father.” And then I realize that she does. My dad is with me every day and is a part of everything I do and every choice I make.  Whenever I’m afraid of failing at something new, I hear him say, “Just be yourself and do the best you can. And if that’s not good enough, the hell with them!”

My dad was a man of few words and old-fashioned values: honesty, integrity, and hard work. He believed in sharing, caring, taking care of your family, and being a good friend. He believed in laughing a lot and in doing the right thing—even when no one else is watching. I agree and I always try to—because I know that he’s watching.

It’s 9:00 p.m. and I’m thinking about my dear friend who just lost her dad after an incredibly tough year. The wake is tomorrow night and three hours away. I wasn’t planning on going because I just started a new job and don’t have any time off. I distinctly hear my father say: “The hell with work. You GO to the goddamned wake.”

It’s 11:45 p.m. and I should be in bed. I hear my father say, “It’s getting pretty late, Linds.” I go to sleep safe in the knowledge that when I wake up, I’ll hear his voice again.